Thursday, July 28, 2011

boys

Woww.

I scrolled down and read the last few posts. Out of nine in the whole page, four of 'em are complaints. Omg what happened to my awesomeness??!?!? *blink blink*

Anyway, some random pieces of convo during tuition. Kids can be souuuuu amusing. Annoying, but amusing. Hahah!

Joachim is 10. Sheng is 11.

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Me: Ok so do we use "haus" here or "dahaga"?
Joachim: Haus!
Me: Awesome!
Joachim: Yes! Coz earlier you said w *BURPS* S'cuse me. *looks at me, squinting* Heehee. Does it smell like mutton? *opens eyes* I ate mutton earlier.
Me: Joachim you're the most disgusting kid ever!
Joachim: No! You are! I'm awesome!

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*after reading a passage together*

Me: So was the trip wonderful?
Sheng: No.
Me: Yes!
Sheng: *sighs* Yes. *rolls eyes*
Me: @#$#&$%# Ok now do number 5.

*at this point, he's very very bored*

Me: They went to two places. Where?
Sheng: Toilet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

*moodswing kao kao*

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Me: Can you please do number three?
Sheng: Go Langkawi.
Me: *ignores* Please do number three.
Sheng: Buy many chocolate.
Me: Chocolates. Do number three.
Sheng: Mummy buy wine.
Me: Bought. Do number three.
Sheng: Air Asia very small.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: Firefly bigger.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: Air Asia not nice wan.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: Firefly bigger.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: I saw Penang Bridge.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: On the plane.
Me: Number three.
Sheng: Number three.
Me: Yes, number three.
Sheng: NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREEEEEEE!!!!

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*reads question*
Joachim: Gulungan remaja ialah..
Me: GULUNGAN HAHAHAH!
Joachim: Gulungan remaja ia..
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH!
Joachim: Yeah. Gulungan remaja.

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Joachim: "Membanting tulang" is to work SO hard until the bone breaks.
Me: Joachim.

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Joachim: "Masak akan perangai." This is like.. KNOWING WELL.
Me: Yeah? Yeah ok carry on.
Joachim: And cooking. And. And. And "fikir dengan memasak".
Me: Hahahah! What?
Joachim: Fikir *giggles* dengan memasak.
Me: Hahah! So you can only think while you're cooking right?
Joachim: NO hahahah! No. No, that's not what I meant.
Me: "Fikir dengan masak" meeeeans to thiiiiiiiink...??
Joachim: COOKINGLY.
Me: Hahahahahahahah!
Joachim: Stop laughing.
Me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKING.

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So you roughly get the picture of my regular classes laa.

4 comments:

missy b said...

so awfully cutee!!!

wen said...

only a few times a month hahahah!

Leon Woon said...

Hahahahaha, why they so kiut?? XDD

wen said...

Heyyy! Leon! :D
Yahh SOMETIMES they're cute.