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Woww.

I scrolled down and read the last few posts. Out of nine in the whole page, four of 'em are complaints. Omg what happened to my awesomeness??!?!? *blink blink*

Anyway, some random pieces of convo during tuition. Kids can be souuuuu amusing. Annoying, but amusing. Hahah!

Joachim is 10. Sheng is 11.

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Me: Ok so do we use "haus" here or "dahaga"?

Joachim: Haus!

Me: Awesome!

Joachim: Yes! Coz earlier you said w *BURPS* S'cuse me. *looks at me, squinting* Heehee. Does it smell like mutton? *opens eyes* I ate mutton earlier.

Me: Joachim you're the most disgusting kid ever!

Joachim: No! You are! I'm awesome!

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*after reading a passage together*

Me: So was the trip wonderful?

Sheng: No.

Me: Yes!

Sheng: *sighs* Yes. *rolls eyes*

Me: @#$#&$%# Ok now do number 5.

*at this point, he's very very bored*

Me: They went to two places. Where?

Sheng: Toilet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

*moodswing kao kao*

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Me: Can you please do number three?

Sheng: Go Langkawi.

Me: *ignores* Please do number three.

Sheng: Buy many chocolate.

Me: Chocolates. Do number three.

Sheng: Mummy buy wine.

Me: Bought. Do number three.

Sheng: Air Asia very small.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Firefly bigger.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Air Asia not nice wan.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Firefly bigger.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: I saw Penang Bridge.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: On the plane.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Number three.

Me: Yes, number three.

Sheng: NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREEEEEEE!!!!

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*reads question*

Joachim: Gulungan remaja ialah..

Me: GULUNGAN HAHAHAH!

Joachim: Gulungan remaja ia..

Me: HAHAHAHAHAH!

Joachim: Yeah. Gulungan remaja.

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Joachim: "Membanting tulang" is to work SO hard until the bone breaks.

Me: Joachim.

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Joachim: "Masak akan perangai." This is like.. KNOWING WELL.

Me: Yeah? Yeah ok carry on.

Joachim: And cooking. And. And. And "fikir dengan memasak".

Me: Hahahah! What?

Joachim: Fikir *giggles* dengan memasak.

Me: Hahah! So you can only think while you're cooking right?

Joachim: NO hahahah! No. No, that's not what I meant.

Me: "Fikir dengan masak" meeeeans to thiiiiiiiink...??

Joachim: COOKINGLY.

Me: Hahahahahahahah!

Joachim: Stop laughing.

Me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKING.

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So you roughly get the picture of my regular classes laa.