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Woww.

I scrolled down and read the last few posts. Out of nine in the whole page, four of 'em are complaints. Omg what happened to my awesomeness??!?!? *blink blink*

Anyway, some random pieces of convo during tuition. Kids can be souuuuu amusing. Annoying, but amusing. Hahah!

Joachim is 10. Sheng is 11.

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Me: Ok so do we use "haus" here or "dahaga"?

Joachim: Haus!

Me: Awesome!

Joachim: Yes! Coz earlier you said w *BURPS* S'cuse me. *looks at me, squinting* Heehee. Does it smell like mutton? *opens eyes* I ate mutton earlier.

Me: Joachim you're the most disgusting kid ever!

Joachim: No! You are! I'm awesome!

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

*after reading a passage together*

Me: So was the trip wonderful?

Sheng: No.

Me: Yes!

Sheng: *sighs* Yes. *rolls eyes*

Me: @#$#&$%# Ok now do number 5.

*at this point, he's very very bored*

Me: They went to two places. Where?

Sheng: Toilet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

*moodswing kao kao*

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

Me: Can you please do number three?

Sheng: Go Langkawi.

Me: *ignores* Please do number three.

Sheng: Buy many chocolate.

Me: Chocolates. Do number three.

Sheng: Mummy buy wine.

Me: Bought. Do number three.

Sheng: Air Asia very small.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Firefly bigger.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Air Asia not nice wan.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Firefly bigger.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: I saw Penang Bridge.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: On the plane.

Me: Number three.

Sheng: Number three.

Me: Yes, number three.

Sheng: NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREE NUMBER THREEEEEEE!!!!

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

*reads question*

Joachim: Gulungan remaja ialah..

Me: GULUNGAN HAHAHAH!

Joachim: Gulungan remaja ia..

Me: HAHAHAHAHAH!

Joachim: Yeah. Gulungan remaja.

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

Joachim: "Membanting tulang" is to work SO hard until the bone breaks.

Me: Joachim.

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Joachim: "Masak akan perangai." This is like.. KNOWING WELL.

Me: Yeah? Yeah ok carry on.

Joachim: And cooking. And. And. And "fikir dengan memasak".

Me: Hahahah! What?

Joachim: Fikir *giggles* dengan memasak.

Me: Hahah! So you can only think while you're cooking right?

Joachim: NO hahahah! No. No, that's not what I meant.

Me: "Fikir dengan masak" meeeeans to thiiiiiiiink...??

Joachim: COOKINGLY.

Me: Hahahahahahahah!

Joachim: Stop laughing.

Me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKING.

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So you roughly get the picture of my regular classes laa.

eeeeee

Fucked.

One word describes it all.

How I feel.

All I do.

My life now.

Fucked.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

I'm gonna run 10 rounds tomorrow.

Noooooo! I have meeting tomorrow.

I'm gonna run 15 rounds on Thursday.

Watch me run in circles.

this

is how I feel like these days.

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BUT.

Then I see something inspiring.

:D

Or hear a great news from somebody random.

:D :D

Or get a call from somebody totally unexpected.

:D :D :D

Or see some images somewhere that suddenly makes me just ooooooooze with ideas!

:D :D :D :D

Then oooooone stupid fly appears and *vung* *vuuung* *vung* *vung* all over me and I'm all

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again.

Fuck you fly.

amazing.. amazing! AMAZING!!

Replay!

And again!

And again!

Again!

Elton Lau Han Jie, 11 years old, Penangite.

Watch his expression as he sings.

Seriously??

11 years old???

O.O