Wednesday, April 14, 2010

friend me laaa

I tried to make friends with my Photoshop colours.
I was at my nicest, most polite, friendliest self.
But they still don't seem to like me.
Prolly because it was like, 2 in the morning.
People don't try to make friends at 2 freekin a.m. kan?
Oh well.
Better luck next time.









**Photoshoppp-uh!!**
***Why won't you like me?!?!!***

Thursday, April 8, 2010

books

I am now the proud owner of...
*Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!*

The Art of Ratatouille!

Summa the pages inside.

I don't understand why some people find this movie disturbing.
And eww-y. And gross. And wrong.
I think it has a cool concept.
And you need like, a gazillion gallons of creativeness and imagination to be able to come up with something like this.
It's not eww-y!


The Art of How To Train Your Dragon!
Long title I know.

Random pages.
First time looking at Dreamworks stuff in such detail.
I'm starting to find that I might like Dreamworks' style after all.
After all the weyy-Pixar's-the-best-nothing-can-compare-to-it-can opinions.
Dreamworks is.. Well heyyy. Whad'ya know? =)


And
BENJAMIN. The Best Collection.
XD

Needless to say.
It's awesome.
100% digital paint.

He's known as
oh-the-guy-who-colours-with-highlighters
to Kevin the Great Ancient.

But seriously.
This guy punya sense of colours.
o.O
*drops jaw*
*picks up jaw*
*attaches jaw*

I can stare at one page for like, 20 minutes.
There're like, more than 125 pages, that book.
I need uhhh..
*20 times 125'll gimme.. Uhh.. A few thousands.. Gotta divide that with uhh.. One hour got 60 minutes.. 60 minutes arr.. Uhhh.. How many thousands was that? $@%#^&#@ 20 times 125.. uhh.. 2500 divide..*









..approximately
FORTY HOURS.
To finish staring at that book.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

you nice?

It's tough being nice y'know that?
It's horribly tough.



I mean, this Chinese MakCik marched into the store where I was working at earlier and demanded to know the price for EVERY SINGLE piece of clothing there is. And before I can finish answering,
she asked "This?"
and I was like "This is thirty-"
and then she went "How about this?"
so I said "Oh it's eighty-nine nin"
then she "This one?"
AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK"
Nah I just kept quiet coz then she walked pass a long row of clothes and said "This? This? This? This?" WTF CAN?! Then suddenly she was bragging about "You know or not? I've lived in Singapore for twenty years. And I've SEEN all these before. These aren't even quality goods." Bla bla bla blabla. Go dig your nose.



I wonder how XiaoQing does it.
I've never even seen her roll her eyes!



Pft you lived in Singapore big deal. *rolls eyes*
Qing! Roll your eyes with me c'mon!!



My eyes are so tired from all the rolling. Nowadays. Recently. Uhh, sometimes I only imagine me rolling 'em. At someone. And when I'm driving, if someone, I mean, if the driver in the other car pisses me off, I pass him/her by and I SHOW THAT FELLA MY FINGER. My little finger. Geez coz I'm polite. Oooomg I'm gonna be so effing racist here but OMGGG MALAY LADIES WHO WEAR TUDUNG MAKE THE WORST WORST WORST DRIVERS. Ever! I mean, already the ladies have reputation for being the worse drivers. In general. Heyy no wait that isn't true. Some guys drive like effing NOOBS ya know. So anywayy. OMG HOW DID YOU MALAY-TUDUNG LADIES GET YOUR LICENSES???





Tomorrow some I.S.A. people gonna come knocking at my door.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

aeon

This is a Dreamworks animated movie.
I'll admit here that I'm no big fan of Dreamworks animated films, but
ZOMG THIS ONE IS GOOD!!!!!

I watched it twice in the cinema in three days.
IT IS GOOOOOOD!!!!!
A scene from the movie.

If you really lose yourself in the movie,
get absorbed, get hypnotized whatever,
this movie will make your palm sweat,
your heart go DUP-DUP DUP-DUP,
forget you have popcorn in your hands,
show the stupid guy who keeps making stupid noise middle finger,
and hold your breath,
and cheer and clap at the end of the show.

At least to me, it is.
Hahahahahah!

Some of the characters from the movie.
Just an opinion, I dunno how and I dunno why,
but I won't remember these characters for long.
I mean, they're prolly not strong enough an impact to
stay long in my 512mb worth of internal brain memory.
(wth)

Cheh~
Not like I'm some big character designer
for some big animation company or what.

Anywayyyyyy..
Was still in Aeon after the movie.
Was at the.. Where again???
Place where you eat gui ling gao??

Suddenly this guy walks in.
And he's zomg!
How do I say this??
Mixture of cute, good-looking, cina-but-not-sepet,
clean and neat and quiet type and oh such an eye candy laa!!

Why the randomness?
I know him!
Well, at least I used to. I think.

Nah.
Picture to prove it.
He's already cute since kindergarten! (wth)

And nah.
Since I cant ask you to guess which is me here.
Circled. And labeled.
(^^)"

Sunday, March 28, 2010

27/03/2010

Today,
I stood for THIRTEEN freekin hours for f*cks.

Today,
I respect all promoters for being able to stand this awful job.

Today,
my lunch cost 6 bucks.

Today,
I wore banana yellow socks.

Today,
at 4.35p.m. I hated my life so darn much.

Today,
my student poked my butt with a freekin satay stick.
More than once! F*ck!

Today,
8.30-9.30p.m. was Earth Hour.
Why didn't you tak-awesome people switch off
your lagi-tak-awesome lights?!
And "you're awesome!" to those who did!

Today,
I wrestled my 10-year-old students on the floor.
There goes all the respect I can get from my students.

Today,
at 10.45p.m. I love my life to the max.

Today,
I had one of the most enjoyable bbq in my life.
And the shortest one too; 1 hour 50 minutes.

Today,
I kinda made people smile.
And that makes me feel kinda great.

And tomorrow,
happy birthday to one of my favourite people in the world!

Cheers! =D

Thursday, March 25, 2010

shen

shenshenquiksilver@hotmail.com said (12:03 AM):
nights babi
i miss you too!!
shenshenquiksilver@hotmail.com said (12:04 AM):
i need to go home so i can eat asam laksa !!!!!!!






*gotta love this fella laa can? hahah!*

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

uhh

Went to Bukit Jalil recently.
Pei San my high-school-super-funny-to-me-at-least-racistly-fair-awesome-skin-complexion-I-damn-jealous-dentist-to-be friend did some routine check-up on my teeth.

Whuaa. My jaw. Almost broke.
Hahah! Okay it didn't. But it sure was tiring!
Holding my jaw that way for two hours!
(try saying aaaaaaaaa for two freekin hours?)
But I gotta say, it was fun! Coz I bit my dentist!
I mean, I love my dentist!

Anywayy..
Went to Prema the Romono's house after that.
She looked so super stressed.
Sheesh. If the idiotic me can perasan that, she definitely is laa.

Made some plans to do something about her uhh-kinda-dull room on my first visit there. Wanted to vandalize the walls.
With smelly paint!
But Romono said "it's not gonna jadi lah" so the awesome me
had to think of something else instead.
(whuaahahahah! perasan babi)

After makan, Pei San's got labs. So she didn't join us.
After showing me stupid stuff on her lappie as usual, we did this!

They're stickers. Bought all these for only 10 bucks. Awesome!
After sticking the last piece, Prema and I sat on the floor,
admiring and sighing and smiling like idiots at the wall.
Okay I only smiled. Prema's the idiot.
Hahahah! Okayy syok-sendiri.

But it kinda cheered her up a bit. Good. She needs to smile.
Prema you hear that?? You look WRONG not smiling!

*It's amazing how little things can make us this happy*

Went for dinner at Pyramid.
Surprised Li Yen! Twas her birthday yesterday.
*Happy Birthday Li Yen!*
No pictures. Sobs. Pei San! Gua mau pictures!
Oh and we finally saw Chen Lee's Ricky Tong. Hahah!

Back at home.
You feel me?
A figure I did.
Sorta like what I'm feeling. Really.

Damn.
I think I evolved from a sloth.
Move it woman!
Make your blardy arse work!






And please please please don't fall asleep.
*Amen*

Friday, March 19, 2010

I'M AN IDIOT

I LEFT MY SHOES AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!
HOW EFFING STUPID IS THAT??!!?!?!?

Left for work right after my session.
So I only called in the evening.
Like, 7 hours later.
Awesome memory I have right.
=.="
Now it's lost.
My ONLY pair of shoes.
~LOST~
Damnit.
If anyone took it, BOO SAMA DIA!!!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

nobody knows

This fuckin load of things to do in a DAYYY??? Why don't you just shoot me. *sigh* You know, when people grow older, uhh maybe not everyone, me defintely, I discovered, they lose the kamikaze spirit in them. They become cowardly. They take less risk. They always (well most of the time) play on the safe side. They behave themselves. They become serious. I'm not asking them to be retarded or something. Just. I dunno. The fun seems to disappear. Coz they become super self-conscious. They care too much. They shy away. They. Sheesh. I don't even know what am I ranting here. Yenadei? I really really wanna say "whatever." Like, ya know, "WHATEVER." Period.

Anywayy am currently addicted to this song. Not new. But just love it. Love the singer. Love the tune. Love the lyrics. Love the song.

*no this is not what I'm feeling right now aite*
*just wanna share it here* smiles~